Hammers & Heartbreak
This hammer is an outlet for heartbreak. A solid brass head, shaped into an eroding heart, reflects the relentless decay of love undone. The carbon fiber handle, designed with a snakeskin grip, delivers a tactile contrast - a balance of fragility and power. This is a functional sculpture; it stands as a statement on the raw intensity of emotion. This is not about repair, but about impact. It is a statement, a sculpture, a middle finger. Heartbreak never looked this good.. or hit this hard.
For emergency use only.
What are you getting your partner for Valentine’s Day? Roses? Chocolates? Diamonds? Let me save you the trouble—none of it matters. You’re still going to be screwed. That’s why I created this hammer, a reminder that love is just an illusion. So instead of buying the same cliché gifts every year, get this hammer and postpone the misery. And if you’re looking for unconditional love—just get a dog.